These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old

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Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.

Deepak Chopra (via fuglyhottie)

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my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

basically everyone on tumblr

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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.




My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

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Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

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